Friday, October 24, 2008
OMG! I FONDLED BREASTS!okay. kidding. That was to get your attention. Heh.
TGIF!
3 days of holidays coming up! Woohoo! pay slip received too as well! yay!
I am one very very happy girl. =D
I shall explain why later in another post.
Just heard something on the radio. (yes, i can on music on my com in the office. I am such a lucky girl =X ) Was listening to 98.7 FM and decided that there's too many sickos/weirdos around. What on earth is the world becoming to? hahahaha!
It came from a caller. Amazingly, i applaud the DJ's ability not to laugh out loud and answer his ingenious question which goes like this.
I don't know what are nipples for. (sorry. not the exact question though as at the moment i hadn't turned on the music loud enough to hear it. The main topic, was nipples . And the following are not the exact words i heard as i was multi-tasking on the phone and trying to listen at the same time. Hur)He said something like,
i don't know what my nipples are for? They're useless! They're just there for no reason! It's like i don't know what to do with it?The DJ went on to reply some theory which i didn't manage to catch as i was busy.
However, at the point i turned on the volume and listened.
The DJ came up with an ingenious reply.
Oh. There's other uses to nipples you know. Such as when i was young, i used my nipple as an eraser. Serious! And goes on to explain how it was done. =X
I was literally laughing my nose off. HAHAHAHA!
And the caller still went on with something like.
eh. But they're like useless and there for no reason. ... ... ... .. ...
Good lord! Can someone go tighten that loose nut in his brain? If you think you're nipples are useless. Go cut it off!
or else. Go beautify it with some tattoos or some nipple piercing. There. if it was that useless, at least make it look pretty. =X
And i thought nipples are one of the sensitive areas for sexual pleasure. Someone give this guy a nipple job! It appears his brain and body senses are not awaken yet. Or else, his skin is dead and thus he doesn't feel a thing.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
okok. I know i very bo liao. Back to work!
(My colleagues are thinking I've gone crazy because i kept smiling and laughing facing the screen. ) Oh, they had several more callers as well. And were ultimately stupid. Goodness, where have all the clever people gone? But hey, its damn funny. I think i'll start tuning in to listen for these callers around this time.
What's remarkable is the sheer ingenious answers of the DJs.
That sense of humor! I love it!
Heh.
The program's named "The serious world".
Serious indeed!
2:51 PM