hahhahahahahaa!
was surfing around when i found this.

its hilarious ! =D

The GREATEST SOAP drama ever! enjoy.

The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the Sunday Times.
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Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ————————————————————-

Dear Room 635,

I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.

Kathy,

Relief Maid

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Dear Maid

I hope you are my regular maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening, I found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I won’t need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf. They are in the way when shaving, brushing teeth etc. Please remove them, S. Berman

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Dear Mr Berman,

The assistant manager, Mr Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper

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Dear Miss Carmen,

It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don’t get back before 5:30 or 6.00 PM. That’s the reason I called Mr Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bathroom shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me?

S. Berman

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Dear Mr Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and to remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AMand 5 PM.

Thank you,

Elaine Carmen (Housekeeper)

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Dear Mr Kensedder,
My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets

S. Berman
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Dear Mr Berman,
I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room. The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience, Martin L. Kensedder (Assistant Manager)
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Dear Mrs Carmen,
Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don’t want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Imperial Leather. Do you realise I have 54 bars of soap in here? All I want is my bath-size Imperial Leather.
Please give me back my bath-size Imperial Leather.
S. Berman
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Dear Mr Berman,
You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr Kensedder that all your soap was missing, so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don’t know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps, so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I don’t know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Imperial Leather. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory, which I left in your room. Elaine Carmen (Housekeeper)
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Dear Mrs Carmen,
Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess:

* On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3.
* On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
* Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
* In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.
* On the northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
* On the northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3.
Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom windowsill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries.

4:51 PM



I HATE MONDAYS.

'nuff said.

i am on my one month one time mc again. CRAP.
i am ALLERGIC to my office.
recovered. and its back again .
why? cos the environment never changes.

So. solution?

CHANGE JOB. hur.

10:15 PM



updates 4

here goes. my long delayed updates.
a long long one.. ...

first up. Father's day.22 June, Sunday

"Father's Day is a celebration inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement mother's day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting, and to honor and commemorate fathers and forefathers. Father's Day is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide and typically involves gift-giving, and special dinners to fathers and family-oriented activities."

celebrated with my family with in a most simple conventional way. Dinner.
we went to check out airport T3 and had dinner there.
but before we had even started our day on that, a most irritating incident happened.

we had a "quarrel" with a dumb cab driver.
Thats 5 mouths against the cab driver's 1 pathetic mouth!
And he had the cheek to find fault with us.
i told him off nicely at first. but that stubborn old mule doesn't seem to get the point in his head. in the end, i was literally yelling at him.

it started with that we had 5 of us. not all cabs were willing to take 5. but some will cos my little sister is indeed, small.
so came this cab, we boarded then he told us he wasn't willing to take us.
so be it then, we were getting off, before my bro decided he take bus meet us there while we cabbed. so my dad asked if he was still willing to take us since now there's only 4 of us.
but the old mule kept mumbling nono, something like that.
oh well, so be it, we got off and waited for another cab.

However, the stubborn mule seems to be wanting to be looking for trouble. he kept making signs with his hand and stopped his vehicle after like a short distance away. ( which was like 5 steps if walked) and got off the vehicle and started to have a shorting match with my dad.

Dad was so not supposed to get angry and all with his condition. and much less say at someone totally so redundant.
my bro stopped and cooled down my dad while i went and stood right in front of the old mule who doesn't understand the words of getting back in the cab and drive off = nothing will happen.
i got really mad when he started vulgarities and i started yelling in his face.

wonder now how on earth did i had the guts to yell at someone so bloody tall towering over me. hur. which is prolly why i believe in the theory that says the nicest people have the worst tempers. ok.gay. i'm complimenting myself as a very nice person. hur. but i am nice. if u are. heh.
step on my "tail". and totally make me lose it. thats it i tell you. well done. i am not sure what i'll be capable of saying/doing.
whoaaa. haha! i wonder how many people have seen me totally lose it. and was at the receiving end... hmmm... ..

after awhile, he appeared to have got the point and turned back to his cab. so i went to cool my dad down. however, the points haven got to his old stubborn mule head. he turned back and continued the yelling match.
let's see. 2 youngster and one angry dad against 1 stubborn old mule.
who did u think will win?

if it weren't for dad and my little sister all around, i would gladly give him a piece of my mind. however, he wasn't worth my saliva, or any of ours.
i stopped my dad. had to literally hug him to stop him and cool him down.
while my bro took over the job of getting some point to the stubborn old mule's head.
he got back into his cab., however, didn't leave.

i could have blown the matter bigger by just going home and writing a complain letter that night.
first up, using a handphone while driving, he is so going to get his ass fried.
secondly, threatening customers.
thirdly, used vulgarities.
fourthly, didn't back off despite our attempts to just stop the matter and ask him to leave.
ONE complain letter like this. he is so going to get his ASS FRIED TOTALLY.

but i decided he was so not worth my time.
but come to think of it now. i really should have complained. maybe a call as a very dissatisfied customer will do much too. Hur.
nono. he wasn't going to spoil our day.
another cab took us. all 5 of us. =D

and we had thai food at some resturant which i can't remember the name.
the food and service was not bad.
( it had to be. its the airport, it has to have 6* service. lol)


10:03 AM



Hell bOy2 was awesome =D

~Cant smile without u ~

caught a few movies lately, and its all good =D

Back to my main topic.

BITCH

okay, today's main topic isn't bout updating past days stuff.
Something minor happened today, and i decided to blog it.

cos i decided to be a little bitch about my replies to this certain bitch who sent me an awfully rubbish msg.

here goes.. ..

just another normal Boring Monday, with Monday blues and all.. ..
and this msg came in just after lunch.

here's how the msg sounds like.

(word for word)

"i am Desmond gf ... i break with him le... You happy... you know he got gf... why do you still keep in contact with him.. Because of you we quarrel... You Lidat happy right..."

i got pissed off.
Okay, cos it was a Monday and i got things to do and stuff. i wasn't in an exactly good mood either.
AND
there is no fucking way am i such a person that does things like "snatching" pp's boyfriends..
So i freaking called back that number prepared to give this girl the confrontation she wants.

BUT
here's the thing.
i have NO FUCKING IDEA WHO THIS BITCH WAS.

I was kinda in a not so good mood already, and this bitch's msg made it worse.
Accusing me of being the third party? For goodness sake! Its totally none of my business?

Its a matter between two persons. What for involve a third party? wouldn't it make things worse?
and its a bit immature in certain ways if you think about it. of which i shall not elaborate.
Unless there really is for sure a third party which you caught red handed or something then its prolly a different story i guess. haha.

so i called back the unknown number intending to give her a piece of mind literally.
but she either cut off the line one moment. another moment phone was off.

was kinda pissed off totally at first. didn't require a bitch to make my Monday worse.
but oh well. i decided to give her a piece of my mind still.

she apologized. But mind you, not for getting the wrong number. just bout the person. which means, she's saying, its either of the other des i know.
But judging from this message, i think like this girl, is of a freshie age, or perhaps a sec school kid.
oh well.

So, i conclude , this insane little girl is still accusing me of being a third party and such.
i'm still displeased, and i was having fun starting squabbling. well, she started it ain't it?
LoL.
she hasn't got her facts right. so, i'll do just that.
uh huh. i think i did rub salt on her wound. Hur.

AT the end of the day, she finally "revealed" who this des was.
not any that i know of with that surname. lol.
but i still gave her a piece of my mind after that though. and rubbed salt in her wound i suppose. Hur.
*evil grins*

No apologies or what so ever after. i think she lost her guts. or got too embarrassed to say anything else. after all, i'm in the right of way. not her. i Dun even know who the HeCk was she!
oh well, what ever. i had a wee bit of fun though.

come to think of it now. since she kept asking me to ask this Desmond LIM what happened. I SHOULD HAVE asked her for his number and gave that asshole dude a piece of my mind for making such a huge lie up, (or maybe not, he was trying to cover up his butt and he gave her some anyhow random numbers that appeared in his head and it ended up to be mine)
and it'll be fun. to tell them in the end. Esp the girl, Oh, i am so totally not the person and everything.
Hur.

i told my bro what happened and he gave me a great suggestion. If ever this happens to me again, i think i might try it.
haha.
one. he told me to play along. and have even more fun.
two. he told me to reply this " OH?? BUT I'M A GUY! YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE GAY!"

ps. srry bout the !@#$%^
this post just needed that.

for the effect?
wahhahahah !


p.p.s. decided that details weren't required thus deleted. a childish bitch like this one doesn't deserve too much space on my blog. for those who read the details. Good for you. at least you saw how childish immature this "little girl" was. Hur.




10:26 PM



Bored?

well, here's how some people get rid of their boredom.
enjoy. =)



This is just not right.
Hur.



gay.lol.



watch out for the ending!
hahas!

11:00 PM



Nothing

oh bother.
i just wan to complain
(typical Singaporean)
Hur.

my life is all so boring exciting since the day i officially graduated from school. Yes, and i declare again. i MIsS school much. oh, and the food too, and the freedom. and not forgetting, those weekday shopping where we can just step into any shop and be treated like Queen.
Blah.

I am sick of going out because singapore is so small we hardly have much places to go. (ok, not really, i still adore the shopping part.heh)
yay. i am so looking forward to going WWW next week.
other then that. i think i'm gonna rot at home and be stuck with a book.
and in a blink of an eye, i have worked for 4 months already. just like that. i detest the 9-5 kind of job. maybe not really. i just detest being totally desk bound all day. i am going crazzy.
and solace in food is NOT a very good idea.


the best part of it all is when the pay check comes in. DuH.
And the shopping and enjoying fabulous food part. Duh~

But i'm having no sense of direction in what i'm doing now, everyday.
a typical day starts . wake up, squeeze with the morning rush hour, work and face the computer all day. knock off. rush and squeeze with the evening rush hour. prolly meet frenz for dinner or go strolling/shopping for a bit and then home sweet home. do some stuff, face the square box and then bed time. and the routine starts all over again.
The weeKend is never enough.
it literally ZOoooms past. and just when u think ahh~ good rest. some fun. before you know it. its monday again.

oh. i hate morning rush hour. Duh.
who doesn't?

my life is literally going nowhere.
darkness in my tunnel. well. things don't always go in the way you want it right? sometimes u need a little help and a little push here and there.
How bout a torchlight to help me. anyone?
lol.

Oh. and what's with everyone lately these days ? just cause you're 21 and you're expected to have a bf?
nono. i'm single and proud of it. HuR.
boyfriends are troublesome.
okay. maybe not that so. you can be treated like a princess.
ahh. i think maybe i should find one utterly rich guy.
so i can be chauffeured to work or anywhere. or maybe i'll be given a car. a hot sexy car. weet.
and get me a Chanel.
and i'll feel like a queen. Hur.
okays,gay. yes i know. i day dream too much.

back to what i was trying to say.
whats with everyone?
you see some old friend in the street, met an old neighbour, some lost touched friends, new friends, haven met in ages friends, neighbours who watched you grow up, neighbours whose kids you grew up with, etc etc.
Never fails to ask the popular question.
"so, do you have a bf now? No? sure not. Don't bluff la. really? haha. i intro you my nephew, friend, blah blah blah blah."

Hur.
How on earth was i supposed to reply to that????
Like this?
how bout their cats and dogs?
Are they as good tempered as their owner? if so, they must have been trained by their owner really well.
However, i do not wish to be "trained". so they're out.
Or.
( the typical to past the criteria to be bf test)
Does he have a car?
Does he have lots of CAsH??
(Duh. of cos, i still need to eat don't i? WAhahhahaha!)
Does he has one hell of a huge male ego?
Is he a mummy's boy?
Is he smart or plain dumb?
Does he has a sense of humour?
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and the list goes on.. ..

hahahaha! okok. Do not take me seriously on that one. i am just talking plain nonsense. ahh~ i am so full of nonsense nowadays.
Maybe cos its the only thing i can entertain myself these days. HUr.

i have no idea what i'm blogging about.
it all doesn't make much sense i guess. HaHa.

i was blog surfing and i found this.
krisandro

i guess it piqued my interest i don't usually see much male bloggers that writes good stuff to be read.
(unlike mine so mundune that prolly no one, ok, some reads me blahing away. and i thank you for thanking the time to do so. =D
and my counter hits are so low, its amazing. haha. okay, not that i wish that i have thousands of readers everyday.
i like it this way. hidden. super low profile. and only some friends know of this blog's existence.
and i can just write anything i want without worrying for some lawsuit or, have to keep an "image". lol.
okay. that's not true.
you still can get sued.
and image does matter too.
(like some blogs where some just love to talk bout themselves and every little single action they did. or some showing off every single thing they are , or own, etc etc etc. know what i mean ? heh.)

that's it for now. i have vomited too much mundane nonsense. I'm happy you read all the way till the end. =D
as for the rest of the updates. i will do so as promised to some pp. just only when i'm in the mood to do so. or maybe i'll just skip it and not blog bout backdated stuff , meetups. hur.

toodles.


1:21 AM



Updates part 3~

10 June 2008 ( Tuesday)

mini class gathering =D
And Wei Feng's 21st Birthday as well.
It was good meeting up with all of em.
catching up and all since some of us not seeing each other for like 3 years.
and now most of em' going to enlist soon thus the meeting up. =)

*and yes. i have still yet to receive photos from Eileen. so i'll update on this another day.
Eileen. Photos pleaseeee. ( i prolly may have to wait 3 mths for the photos. hahahaha!)

13 June 2008 (Friday)

Oh. it was just another day.
i just wanted to write this. cos its the labeled unlucky day.
haha!
but. it is otherwise stated to me.
i love 13th the fridays.
My birthday will fall on 13th the friday next year.
yoohoo.
ok. gay. Hur.
Nexxxt.

14 June 2008 ( Saturday)

Out with the girls.
first up. Jie yin's long awaited game of bowling.
i won jess and jy hands down for the first game.
However,
the second game,erm..was a bit of a disaster.
Jess and JY decided it was fun to 'curse' me down the gutter.
and Down the gutter did i went.
That wasn't the end of my record breaking game.. ..


1:05 PM

~ the mind is the most powerful target and the most potent weapon ~

blur
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