This is what we do when boredom got the better of us in office. Hur.

Huda, Mizah and me became artists. =D

The "game" was that we take turns adding onto a picture.

Presenting.. ..







'HAM ' Abstract art! =X




Trial run.
Get the drift? hahas!


(click picture to enlarge)







Here's what we ended up with.



11:26 PM



Pardon me.

I know you guys told me my post is too long. Pardon me!
I believe I'm quite a long winded and i tend to vomit words out. haha!
Perhaps that's why dear Huda calls me auntie! Because i too naggy or something. Hur. =D

I'm craving for some fine dining. Anyone? Heh heh heh.
Aiyo, see la, so much for wanting to lose weight. How to when Good Food is all over Singapore?

I miss Little Big Sister A.k.a Wikihuda. Who charges if you ask her anything. =D
When our waffle day ar?

I have cravings for desserts now but its just after lunch time. Still got 2.5 days to weekends. So long lei!

Paiseh la. I too bored liao lar. So think of good food can?




such a HOTTIE!

Presenting .. ..







MY office. -_-


Wa liao eh! Office like sauna! Air con on like not on! So warm, work what! Very pek chek one lei! ARGH!


Anyone got small table fan don't want one and probably is collecting dust at home .... can lend me ? I will LOVE you forever! Hahahahahaha!


The humidity in the air now is driving everyone nuts! ME Included!


ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!

ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!

ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!






P/s. i think my office too over liao la. First no cleaner. Now like air con also want to save. Think i need go waste money and get myself a table fan. Am currently surviving on a pasar malam 2 dollar cute pooh bear hand carry fan. Hur.

1:37 PM



Weird

I was bored and checking out my site meter and realized some searches that are thus clicked onto my link are, erm, weird.

Here's a couple..
"secondary school upskirt" geez, perverts..

"sprained foot site:blogspot.com"
"sprained ankle" ankle blogurl:blogspot.com
this person must have a sprained foot fetish. Hur.

"21st birthday speeches" birthday speech?
Hmmm... How would it have started? Hi all! Thanks for coming to my 21st birthday party. For starters, being 21, i will now declare i am an official smoker, gambler, R-rated movie go-er, and so on .. .. =X

What's with people ?

I know i have the face where these "I've got fliers to give, promotions/surveys to offer " people will approach me.
But, using your job to know me? Ew, that stinks. There's once there was this prudential guy if i never remember wrongly, approached me to do survey. ( Those that offer you to do survey and then offer you savings plans etc and what not after they get your attention) I however, am pretty sick of answering the same questions all the time, immediately rebuffed this person with thanks, but I'm not interested, done this plenty of times reasons.

However, his colleague, a female, came over to join the party. The female was nice and sweet, and she asked if it was okay if i leave a contact since i had experiences with all these. All for mainly like an update for new products,and what not.
Thus i thought, okay, no harm being updated on all these stuff, a knowledge about all these are not going to have much harm , and so i left a contact and a email add to the female. However, somehow, that contact was transferred to that guy.

It so appears that machiam like the female help that guy do a pickup.
Usually, all these 'professionals' would usually give you a ring and talk to you professionally and all. (okay, i know cos i have enough experience of all these nonsense. hahaha! ok la, i don't anyhow give my contact unless i interested to find out what's it about la. lol. Not interested later, i'll just go, ah . yes thanks, but no thanks. Heh)

This person however, sent messages. And added me on messenger.
Heh? At first i wanted to kpo see what this person up to, so i give short one word replies. After that, i can't be bothered. HAha. He probably gave up after failing to get any response. smart move. After all, the simplest thing i can do is just block him !

And recently, there's another dumb ass.

I received a message from an unknown number ( not stored on my phone book).
The message went like , " Hi How are you? When will be free to go out?"
So probably, most of our reactions will be, okay, who's this, is it someone i know whom i forgot to save the number?
And so i replied, "you are?"
And he replied, (mind you, machiam like those internet chat rooms introductions) " Jxxxxx 24M currently single and working plus schooling. stay north east area. drives and rides. how bout you."

WTH? still can ask me how bout you. You message me without knowing I'm who?
SO i decided to be bo liao and see what this person was up to.

I replied," I'm 21. i seriously cannot remember you who. "
And he replied with " attached? hobbies? character?"
Thus i went : " No bf. character? It is not something that can be described with words simply like that."

i shall Name this person idiot.

Idiot : " But on hand should roughly know ma"

This person clearly does not speak like a 24 year old. More like a 14-16 year old kid. or worse.

" i believe character is something that is defined clearly as you get to know the person. I do not like questions like these. "
Idiot: "your character hee. should know if you helpful or caring or stuff like tat ma"

This person is siao. i however, was bo liao and replied further. =X

" now, then wouldn't that sound like self-praise? lol"
Idiot: " No worries at least i know about it and i can judge e next time when i meet you"

Eh wait. did i say i would meet you? did i say I'll be worried about what you think about me? Who the hell you think you are? some hottie? even if you are, you're not intellectually well grown enough for my taste thank you very much. hahahaha! but i want to know how this idiot got my number. so i continued on. for fun.Hur.

" how's this then? I'm nice if you're nice. if not, i can be a bitch too! hahahaha!"
Idiot (idiot indeed- he doesn't understand! got so chim meh? ) : "hai. wat you saying."
" eh.. hmm. talking nonsense? seriously. i really don't recall you who lei. how you get number."
Idiot: "haha. sad. why not we do intro"

Eh. hello? why should i be sad? i should be happy i do not know a dumb person like you! "Intro"= clearly this word means he doesn't know me as well.

Idiot: " tell me more about yourself. are you a daring person"
That. ought to be one of the lamest questions i ever heard.
He went on to ask if i "played any games like pool or stuff or card game" or if i "drink"

The rest, is history. So is he. I am clearly glad that he is not one of my friends. Even if i had met this person before, he is probably a hi-bye person to me. Ha!

(maybe i just cannot remember who and where i known this person. Maybe i know the person but cannot remember the name. After all, i am indeed rather bad at names. Hur. How else did he get my number? oh well. hmmm.. Or i just didn't bother to remember such a idiot. And also because he clearly cannot understand my question of who is he and how he got my number- he never answered any of that)

Just a few words shows that He is clearly not intellectually smart enough to be a 24 year old.

How come got so many stupid people around ar?

11:12 AM



Here's what i've done over the "long" weekend and what i'm ecstatic over.

1) I got hair extensions! (not that my hair needed any extensions to the length since its almost to my waist anyway.) I went for highlights extensions=X
It was kinda a walk past saw it tried it thing, because my gf did it and i hanged around and got tempted as well.

However, i am so NOT very pleased with the finished product.

I didn't chose some attention seeking colour, just some red- purplish and dark gold stands. (but i thinking of adding a couple of bright colours though. hur)
opps. digressing. Back to my displeasure.

The stands were braided too high, meaning. i have to make sure the braided ends are like covered up all the time. Pure discomfort if you know what i mean.'
Shall take a photo of it and show you how it looks like later.

The most crappy thing was that, since they had hair stylist at the shop as well, i thought might as well give my hair its much needed trim. A straight trim at the ends. nothing complex.
But to my horror when i reached home and had a closer look, It was a bad job done!
Not that i had requested some fancy cut, all i wanted was my ends trimmed. A straight cut somemore! What's so difficult about that? They had trimmed it crooked! Dammit.
Darn it, now means i need to go trim my hair again. Thank God i only said to trim off about one inch. I am like so gonna complain to the boss when i go past the shop again.

Technically, the others whom i've seen in the shop, job was rather well done. WHY ME ? I only few strands lei!

ok. basically i didn't notice the trimmed hair totally at that point of time cos my mind was mostly disturbed by the braids showing, which they re-did it for me. It did look okay at that point in time. Sheeesssh.
However, i would say, till today, a couple of the others are now showing, and i have to arrange my hair to keep it covered. AH! so troublesome. LOL.

ROOOOAAAAAAAAARRR! My hair!

2) I've opened another account. Yay! Can't wait for my debit card to arrive this week. =X
( means i can also go online and book my much delayed BTT. haha!)

3) I've went swimming! I'm much tanned now. Hur. I hereby announce that i intend to go swimming back every week. =X
Well, Since i have so much free time on my hands, why not go back to my hobby ain't it? Firstly, i enjoy it. Secondly, its exercise! Thirdly, i pray that i might indeed become more fit and hopefully lose some weight and gain some muscles. Heh.

4) I did some shopping and went for manicure! Teehee. Usually i do my manicure myself. Just once a blue moon pamper myself ma. Hehs. I'm thinking of getting heeled boots. should i? =X

5) My hp plan is ending soon! New phone! here i come! weee~
[ i have not decided which one to get, any recommendations? =X ]

6) My pay is in early this mth!

7) I miss you. Yes, you my dears. =D

8) A little gesture landed a smile on my face. Yes, i can be so easily satisfied sometimes. =D

P/s: i'll post photos of my zoo trip sometime this weekend? Yes jessy, i know i still owe you pictures.

10:18 AM



OMG! I FONDLED BREASTS!

okay. kidding. That was to get your attention. Heh.


TGIF!
3 days of holidays coming up! Woohoo! pay slip received too as well! yay!

I am one very very happy girl. =D
I shall explain why later in another post.

Just heard something on the radio. (yes, i can on music on my com in the office. I am such a lucky girl =X ) Was listening to 98.7 FM and decided that there's too many sickos/weirdos around. What on earth is the world becoming to? hahahaha!

It came from a caller. Amazingly, i applaud the DJ's ability not to laugh out loud and answer his ingenious question which goes like this.

I don't know what are nipples for.
(sorry. not the exact question though as at the moment i hadn't turned on the music loud enough to hear it. The main topic, was nipples . And the following are not the exact words i heard as i was multi-tasking on the phone and trying to listen at the same time. Hur)

He said something like, i don't know what my nipples are for? They're useless! They're just there for no reason! It's like i don't know what to do with it?

The DJ went on to reply some theory which i didn't manage to catch as i was busy.
However, at the point i turned on the volume and listened.
The DJ came up with an ingenious reply.

Oh. There's other uses to nipples you know. Such as when i was young, i used my nipple as an eraser. Serious! And goes on to explain how it was done. =X

I was literally laughing my nose off. HAHAHAHA!

And the caller still went on with something like. eh. But they're like useless and there for no reason. ... ... ... .. ...

Good lord! Can someone go tighten that loose nut in his brain? If you think you're nipples are useless. Go cut it off!
or else. Go beautify it with some tattoos or some nipple piercing. There. if it was that useless, at least make it look pretty. =X

And i thought nipples are one of the sensitive areas for sexual pleasure. Someone give this guy a nipple job! It appears his brain and body senses are not awaken yet. Or else, his skin is dead and thus he doesn't feel a thing.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
okok. I know i very bo liao. Back to work!
(My colleagues are thinking I've gone crazy because i kept smiling and laughing facing the screen. )
Oh, they had several more callers as well. And were ultimately stupid. Goodness, where have all the clever people gone? But hey, its damn funny. I think i'll start tuning in to listen for these callers around this time.
What's remarkable is the sheer ingenious answers of the DJs.
That sense of humor! I love it!
Heh.

The program's named "The serious world".

Serious indeed!

2:51 PM



No life.

i have no life. period.

You may stop reading from this sentence onwards if you do not fancy complains. For i am just about to get started on it.

work and home.
an occasional outing with groups of friends every month. Meet-ups to catch up, etc.
However, i feel I'm stagnant whereas others are moving forward. Studying to get their degrees, having opportunities in career aspects, a life full of activities and so on.
Not that i don't have any activities. Its just that, there doesn't seem to be any direction to where I'm heading to.

My brain is getting lazy as well. very.
I can be so forgetful now to the extend i could forget wad i had done just a couple of hours ago. Or waking how forgetting where i left my specs the night before.

And to think i used to be able to memorize chapters of history, social studies, etc. And some were even word for word. Oh boy, wasn't i proud of myself then. =X

And then came poly life.
Lesser memorizing work to do as there were more calculations instead.
equals, brain gets lazy.
So when a module came that has lots of theory, i was such a goner. i seem to have lost my ability to memorize huge chucks of info! Darn. But i did pass though. =X

And now .. working life.
my job doesn't really require me to use much of my brains technically.
Therefore, i think there's rust in my brain already. =D

I want to get back to studying!!
Not now, but I'll definitely do so!


Now i get why some rich asses wants to study their whole life. =D


P.s. I am so dead. Hardly do writing (as in pen n paper writing) nowadays. I'm forgetting how to spell a lot of words lately. So much till i feel like smacking myself. Literally. So much for the A on the report card.
I am relying on the computer's spell check and Dictionary when typing SMSes, way too much i think.
Help! i want my memory back! :(


P.p.s i am having weird dreams lately. so far 3 nights in a row. i wonder why. lol.

Monday- i dreamed that my brother died. WTH? and then he wasn't that dead to me because i could see and talk to him. his ghost. =X
Tuesday - i cannot remember what i dreamed about already. But i did remember what it was when i woke up. See? get what i meant with the declining memory status? lol
Wednesday - i dreamed of Gale and my ex boss. Shall not reveal what it was about but i did enjoy the part of this show. =D

Utterly lame ain't it? i wonder what dream i'll be having tonight. A rich ass damm good looking hunky boyfriend, a hot ass ride, a palace fit for a queen, and a huge amount in my bank account would be awesome.

i day-dream too much. =X

2:14 PM



Perverted Bangladesh.

i was heading home on a train yesterday night when a Bangladesh (or was it? oh well. ) whipped out his flip phone and started taking pictures just as the train was about to reach back to Tampines. i was pretty much assuming he was taking me. Because i checked out my surroundings soon after. I was seated at the corner seat with several old uncles beside me. and those standing guys outnumber the girls. Besides, the ones that are nearest in the direction he was facing his lousy phone at was all guys. There was definitely no amazingly pretty babe who was having an upskirt or something. And the camera was facing my direction. That pretty summarizes that he was taking me or he was a sicko who decides to take pictures of the two gorgeous uncles sitting next to me. Hur.

The dumb thing was that, he tried to hide the fact he was taking photos. But as you soon realize, People DO NOT hold the phone right up in the face to use to type msg etc. It was bloody obvious to me when he held the phone in a not natural manner. Can't help noticing as he was sitting directly opposite.

The best thing was, he held it high enough for me to notice that he was using the camera function and taking several pictures all in my line of sight in the window reflection.
Sheer genius. =X

I thus decided i need to tell on this fellow. And so i did. And i think i spoke incoherently to the control station lady as i pretty much summarized what i saw. Well i guess, i nv caught anyone trying to take, no, took pictures of me. Like hello? I don't look that pretty. Neither do i have a drop dead gorgeous figure. Why me?
Damn, i wished i caught the next train instead.

i always tend to notice this little things people try to hide. Like there was once i remember seeing a guy on the bus who tried to touch the butt of a passing babe. and many more.

And she asked me, what action do you want us to take?
" look. i don't know. i just thought it was pretty weird and decided to inform. He was trying to hide but yet was obvious to me cos i saw it in the reflection. "

Or perhaps .. ..

I've gone cranky. =X

9:11 AM



BAD drivers

seriously, where have all these people manners gone to? left it at home? and how on earth did they pass their driving tests to get their dumb ass license to drive?

i'm pretty sure most of us had encountered incidents with these kind of drivers. one word to describe them all. BAD.
Such as cutting lanes inappropriately, not giving way when they're supposed to, rushing to beat the red light, or driving as though they think they're in a F1 race, or driving as if their cars were the bad ass cars that rock big time.

What's worse. Is zooming across the zebra crossings or at traffic lights when you're about to step onto the road or had just stepped onto the road, giving you the fright of your life.

It happened yesterday morning. Monday. a bad enough day. Wasn't exactly in a good mood either. And here comes a BAD driver honking at me early in the morning! He had the bloody cheek to honk at me when i crossed the road with green man Flashing! wtf? He think as long green means go? Honking quite loudly at me for at least 3 seconds, pressing twice? Not to mention, there was someone who crossed the road earlier then i did. Who the hell did he thought he was? the king of the road, bloody bad ass car that needs to honk to get attention? I'm the pedestrian who was in the bloody right of way!
Oh. i forgot to mention. he had a triangle plate . How on earth did he get his license? And his car, nothing much to be proud of, other then "owning a car". need i say more?

So much for it being more safe to cross at traffic lights technically. I figure we all had experiences with drivers who zoom past just as you stepped out onto the road when green man is on. But with drivers like these? How safe can it be? That's when accidents happen. And at the most, the driver will get banned from driving, fined and guilty conscience for the rest of his life. But for the pedestrian? He could have just lost his life, or be paralyzed, just like that.

I had rarely used the traffic light near my office, and when i used it? i had a bloody wake up fright of my life first thing on a blue morning. So much for teaching kids to cross the road at traffic lights and zebra crossings. i feel more safe jay walking almost half the time. Instead of making sure people kept to rules, make sure they used the traffic light and not jay walk by fining them. How bout some kind of bigger fines for these BAD drivers?

Afterall, Singapore is such a Fine city. That figures ain't it?

2:20 PM



CPR.

thought this was hilarious .

hahahahahahah! enjoy!





PS. i promise to update soon. pretty pretty soon i think Hur.

2:50 PM



Because. Just because.

would you tear the wall down for me?

11:23 AM



would you give me what i need?

there are times when i know i feel like taking that step and telling you the tons of things that are on my mind.

but. i can't.

are you just like the others or different as i feel that you are?
did you really mean what you said or are they just white lies just to make me happy for that moment?
can't differentiate your serious and kidding moments sometimes.

oh well. it doesn't matter. cos i wouldn't get a response anyways.
besides, i can't tell the difference. not yet.

but i can't help but wonder, would that moment arrive?

i think. i want you.


11:52 PM

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