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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Weird

I was bored and checking out my site meter and realized some searches that are thus clicked onto my link are, erm, weird.

Here's a couple..
"secondary school upskirt" geez, perverts..

"sprained foot site:blogspot.com"
"sprained ankle" ankle blogurl:blogspot.com
this person must have a sprained foot fetish. Hur.


"21st birthday speeches" birthday speech?
Hmmm... How would it have started? Hi all! Thanks for coming to my 21st birthday party. For starters, being 21, i will now declare i am an official smoker, gambler, R-rated movie go-er, and so on .. ..
=X

What's with people ?

I know i have the face where these "I've got fliers to give, promotions/surveys to offer " people will approach me.
But, using your job to know me? Ew, that stinks. There's once there was this prudential guy if i never remember wrongly, approached me to do survey. ( Those that offer you to do survey and then offer you savings plans etc and what not after they get your attention) I however, am pretty sick of answering the same questions all the time, immediately rebuffed this person with thanks, but I'm not interested, done this plenty of times reasons.

However, his colleague, a female, came over to join the party. The female was nice and sweet, and she asked if it was okay if i leave a contact since i had experiences with all these. All for mainly like an update for new products,and what not.
Thus i thought, okay, no harm being updated on all these stuff, a knowledge about all these are not going to have much harm , and so i left a contact and a email add to the female. However, somehow, that contact was transferred to that guy.

It so appears that machiam like the female help that guy do a pickup.
Usually, all these 'professionals' would usually give you a ring and talk to you professionally and all. (okay, i know cos i have enough experience of all these nonsense. hahaha! ok la, i don't anyhow give my contact unless i interested to find out what's it about la. lol. Not interested later, i'll just go, ah . yes thanks, but no thanks. Heh)

This person however, sent messages. And added me on messenger.
Heh? At first i wanted to kpo see what this person up to, so i give short one word replies. After that, i can't be bothered. HAha. He probably gave up after failing to get any response. smart move. After all, the simplest thing i can do is just block him !

And recently, there's another dumb ass.

I received a message from an unknown number ( not stored on my phone book).
The message went like , " Hi How are you? When will be free to go out?"
So probably, most of our reactions will be, okay, who's this, is it someone i know whom i forgot to save the number?
And so i replied, "you are?"
And he replied, (mind you, machiam like those internet chat rooms introductions) " Jxxxxx 24M currently single and working plus schooling. stay north east area. drives and rides. how bout you."

WTH? still can ask me how bout you. You message me without knowing I'm who?
SO i decided to be bo liao and see what this person was up to.

I replied," I'm 21. i seriously cannot remember you who. "
And he replied with " attached? hobbies? character?"
Thus i went : " No bf. character? It is not something that can be described with words simply like that."

i shall Name this person idiot.

Idiot : " But on hand should roughly know ma"

This person clearly does not speak like a 24 year old. More like a 14-16 year old kid. or worse.

" i believe character is something that is defined clearly as you get to know the person. I do not like questions like these. "
Idiot: "your character hee. should know if you helpful or caring or stuff like tat ma"

This person is siao. i however, was bo liao and replied further. =X

" now, then wouldn't that sound like self-praise? lol"
Idiot: " No worries at least i know about it and i can judge e next time when i meet you"

Eh wait. did i say i would meet you? did i say I'll be worried about what you think about me? Who the hell you think you are? some hottie? even if you are, you're not intellectually well grown enough for my taste thank you very much. hahahaha! but i want to know how this idiot got my number. so i continued on. for fun.Hur.

" how's this then? I'm nice if you're nice. if not, i can be a bitch too! hahahaha!"
Idiot (idiot indeed- he doesn't understand! got so chim meh? ) : "hai. wat you saying."
" eh.. hmm. talking nonsense? seriously. i really don't recall you who lei. how you get number."
Idiot: "haha. sad. why not we do intro"

Eh. hello? why should i be sad? i should be happy i do not know a dumb person like you! "Intro"= clearly this word means he doesn't know me as well.

Idiot: " tell me more about yourself. are you a daring person"
That. ought to be one of the lamest questions i ever heard.
He went on to ask if i "played any games like pool or stuff or card game" or if i "drink"

The rest, is history. So is he. I am clearly glad that he is not one of my friends. Even if i had met this person before, he is probably a hi-bye person to me. Ha!

(maybe i just cannot remember who and where i known this person. Maybe i know the person but cannot remember the name. After all, i am indeed rather bad at names. Hur. How else did he get my number? oh well. hmmm.. Or i just didn't bother to remember such a idiot. And also because he clearly cannot understand my question of who is he and how he got my number- he never answered any of that)


Just a few words shows that He is clearly not intellectually smart enough to be a 24 year old.

How come got so many stupid people around ar?


11:12 AM