Monday, January 07, 2008
RANTINGS :)i was juz reading huda's blog.
when i decided to blog about dumbfuck as well.
although he's a waste of space.
:D
oh wow. i din know such a webpage existed.
as taken from huda's blog.

maybe this should be introduced to nicol as well.
i juz gt reminded of his antics.
heh
:D
as huda went thru the stories of the
DUMBFUCK.
poor huda. witnessing several incidents myself.. its a chore to face such a person from 9-5.30 everyday from MONDAY to FRIDAY.
he is really a dumbfuck.
de most stupid person i ever met.
not tat huda's stories were exaggerating
I've witness a couple of em myself.
if u wan to know more. ask me.
i might just entertain u with the stories i was told and some of which i witness myself :D
she was mentioning his friendster.
his
friendster link if u're interested to see wads this person like .. :D
well, being bored, i checked it out.
oh boy.
wad a joke this person is.
LOL
As Quoted from his friendster" A little round up about myself -outgoing -quite indecisive -hasty -hardly gets angry -likes to smile -likes to laugh -energetic -likes to ask ppl opinions of myself Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21"can i laugh?
"outgoing." LOL. i'm seeing that he doesn't have much frenz.
"quite indecisive."he wasn't tat indecisive when he decided to take de donut he din paid for?
dumbfuck part 3 (click on the link if u wanna know wads de story on that about :D )
"hasty"how tat word sounds like "smelly"
aint i right huda? :D
"-hardly gets angry -likes to smile -likes to laugh -energetic"tat i shan't comment further. :D
"likes to ask ppl opinions of myself"oh ya...dammm true indeed. one of the episodes about him as blogged by huda
[the first day of this semester, he asked me a question. he said,
"Huda, on a scale of one to ten, rate my handsome-ness" and he gave me a smile as though he expected a 200/10.
"How the hell am i supposed to answer that question?"
"Honestly. I wana know how handsome i am"
" *smirks* go ask someone else. You dont wana know my answer, trust me."
so he did. he asked my lab mate. she gave him a 2/10. i think she was being nice. cause you know, if someone asks you a question like this, you be nice and push the number a notch or two so that the person wouldnt feel bad about him/herself.
but thing is, no one i know goes around asking a question like that. hes such a needy leech.
so anyway, she wasnt the last person he asked. he also asked another girl, 5 minutes of just getting to know of her existence. yes. omfg.
anyway, they asked him how to rate himself on his good looks and he gave himself a 7.8/10. yes, whats with the 0.8 right? just another sorry attempt of looking intellectual. congratulations, you just made yourself look like a dumbfuck to a person who has only known you for 5 minutes (oh and to the rest of the world too.)
anyway, i think he was being humble. cause you know, if someone asks you to rate yourself, you probably push it down a notch or two. right?
so here we have, a stupid smelly (literally) fuck who thinks that he is all that and all of us should kowtow to him. even in his friendster pictures, youd be able to get the feel that he thinks hes gorgeous.]
next part of his friendster as quoted:
"A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, new development to make sure he is in the era and always have all up date information. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and make sure he is not out of style. You can easily spot him at the grand opening of new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity. There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you could see that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows s the best seller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest movies showing now, he must have already seen it."
as i read on.. i cant help but laugh as i link each line to a certain incident.
like the words bolded above.
"curious"? oh, did i mention he asks DARNEST QUESTIONS? or should i say, STUPID COMMON SENSE QUESTIONS?
"latest trend of fashion and not out of style" oh wow, how does a formal shirt with jeans and a T-Shirt OVER sounds like to u?"private person" oh really? interesting. he asks people to rate his handsomeness, about his NEW SHOES, and close deals (of which i'm referring to him tat he treats getting gals numbers and such as DEALS. eg, he failed to get the girl's number n he'll go..ah geez.failed to close the deal. )
O_0
more quoted"He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals and succeeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it is not his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They say if you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can ask him and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward. Even he may speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all your friends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who will give you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor. That's why he is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth. When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easily forgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say he going to burn down your house, you can relax."
"gets his goals and succeeding"
LOL . really? from what i can see. he cant even get the simplest thing done. getting a datasheet , yes indeed, we might not know which one is the right one at first, but sending like every single one u googled to the lecturer to see if any was the correct one is juz PLAIN DUMB. and ya. he cant even speak properly to get what he wants. like say ordering a component, u call, ask,order.
tats about it. no.. he went asking telling all the useless details bout how many pin de product has and so on.when all the person ask on the other line was, wad is the product code? and he didnt even ask for the price or the date of delivery. Clever.
"truth"
hahah.. no need to say much. just that part stated above about rating his 'HANDSOME-NESS' says it all :D
"helping hand first and expects no reward."
interesting.
first and foremost. he is of no help. more of a hindrance. therefore no reward needed. enough said.
"real charmer"
can i puke?
how bout charming the twenty cents back instead of asking this "the donuts is $1.20 each right? i gave you $1.40. where's my change?"
"mad, fierece"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. he can be fierce? he can be angry? oh wow. unexpected. he barely knows when pp are damm irritated with him.even shoot him right in the face and he still doesnt know it.
try being like him.
when u make yr frenz mad/ angry. go ask. are u still angry with me? after yr fren maybe says ya or ignores u. ask again. and again.
there's more. i think i shall leave tat for entertainment till next time.
and ya.
check out his (click here for his ) friendster photos. he ADORES his new shoe.
REALLy.
and as quoted from huda's page..
the photos are of him of almost the same poses. and they come with stupid captions too. they go "me looking down", "me looking sideways" and shits like that.
and a couple of photos were of with some pp.
of which i ASSUMED he dun know those pp but went to take photos with them.
i'm imagining this
he was with fren.fren dared him to get to take photos with angels of which tat were around his age. perhaps get their number if possible. so he took on the dare.
"hi, u guys look cute in yr angel costumes. letme take a photo with u guys :D"
but failed to do so with the angel gals of his age. so he tried the younger more innocent angels.
and tada!
he'll go " YUP! there u go! i've closed the DEAL! " :D
and i think huda can come up with a book for dumbfuck and earn some cash. it'll be for whenever u feel sleepy or extremely bored during lectures :D
n i'll sign comments saying
"extremely entertaining. moneyback guarantee if u dont want to strangle the dumbfuck by the end of the book. if there is an end of the book tat is."
haha.
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